So yesterday I went to the dermatologist to get my face looked at. Yes, my face hurts. Is it killing you? Har-dee-har.
I've had an unsightly rash on my face for the last few months. I thought it was an allergy...but I was wrong. It's stress related. Gosh, I can't imagine why I would have stress related hives all over my face. It's a mystery. Not.
Anyway, while I was in the waiting room, I was spotted by a friendly older man. And by older, I mean 80. He winked at me from across the room, and I smiled back...wrong move. Wrong move!!!
He got up out of his seat, hobbled over to me with his walker, and sat down beside me. He pulled out his iPhone and started showing me "funny" emails. And by funny, I mean not funny. The one he found particularly hilarious was about a patriotic Pepsi can. I feigned laughter. I'm a nice person and hey, I must admit...I don't catch the eye of many men these days. I liked the attention!! I did!
But I'm a married woman, and refused to give him my number. Mostly because he didn't ask for it. ;)
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