Trickery

I often hear men complaining that their thin, blushing brides, have turned into fat sweaty wives. But has anyone ever complained about their chunky groom, turning into the incredible shrinking husband?

I'm sure I'm the first, but I like my men a little on the heavy side. I'm weird like that. I like tubby men with beautiful teeth. I even married one.

He's lucky I love him, because he's no longer the man I married. Some would say it's a good thing, he's healthy and thin. My blueberry has lost 30 pounds since I met him.

I've been bamboozled.