Hearing is for the Birds

I can hear birds now. I don't like them. Every morning when I put on my hearing aids, I'm startled by the screeching sounds outside my bedroom window. I can't believe you hearing people have had to deal with this horrible noise all this time.

I'm wondering why people find singing birds so endearing. Chipper chirping is not my idea of something to wax poetic about.

And on top of their incessant noise making, birds are disgusting. My mailbox is covered in bird droppings. Gross.

I even had a bird poop on my head once. I was walking home from school with a friend, when plop...attack. I very subtly wiped it from the top of my head and pretended nothing happened. Thankfully I'm tall, and she couldn't see the top of my head. I never would have lived that one down.

In summary, (I need to practice writing essays for school)...birds are yucky.