Have you ever tried to drive at 65 mph while laughing so hard that you can't breathe? You know, the laughter that just doesn't stop? Tears roll. Gagging for breath. Doubled over. Chest pains.
Last night my Blueberry and I were headed home from an evening out. I was driving his car and as I entered the highway on-ramp, David muttered, "Jane, you know my car has lots of power." Just so you know, he drives a 4-cylinder Nissa Versa. It's not a model that is known for its high speed or racing ability. It's a hatchback...'nough said.
I lost it. Uncontrollable laughter ensued. He said he was joking, but I dunno, he sounded incredibly serious. I laughed the entire 20 minute drive home. I'm lucky that I didn't run into anything. He's a good egg.
